DJ Dave Live... A climax to the soul

These shows can be a little insane and by no means… For the faint at heart. Once again, cheap vulgarities or swearing is never used in the DJ Dave Live shows, however the on-air commentary and topics of the evening can be nothing short of steamy, hilarious, and HIGHLY provocative to say the least. In essence, this is what REAL nightclub entertainment is all about.

Something rather comical about a number of SL nightclubs is how mom and pop attempt to sanitize them, and or going as far as rating them as PG… LOL… A PG rated nightclub? This makes about as much sense as installing a disco into the church of Jesus Christ.

In any event...  We're not entirely sure how, or why these types of ideas would enter into the heads of some of these folks, but whatever the case, it can invoke a bit of a chuckle. I do need to try this in one of my RL clubs. Let's see how much revenue we can turn on a 21st century PG rated nightclub. Smirks…

The DJ Dave 5 Alarm fire shows introduces topics into the audience, which are based on REAL LIFE scenarios. Yes, stuff that can and does occur to people every day. Some call these shows sexy, while others consider the content thought provoking, outrageously funny, and even educational. Here is one that one that was done recently:

In this case, the contest below was posted to the Sims web server. The contest details were broadcasted as a 'web link' out into public chat as http://yourclubinsl/event.html, as well as DJ Dave Live broadcasting them on the air. This way, guests simply click on the link to view the contest details and options.

Embarrassment tolerance test

Just how well do you deal with embarrassment?

• 4,000L CASH for the most interesting submission

• Take the test by submitting your answer to 'one' of the following questions. DJ Dave will read all submissions live on the air.

Scenario 1: After a romantic first date and dinner out… You go back to your date's house… All is going so well. You excuse yourself for a quick trip to the bathroom… Go Number 2… It was a king size Number 2... And oh dear God… You end up Plugging and Overflowing the toilet!!! The bathroom has suddenly transformed into Niagara Falls, and it's not pretty.

Question: What would you say to your date?

Scenario 2: You're out on a romantic first date at a fine Italian restaurant. Place is packed…. It's quiet and relaxed. You get a small pain in your abdomen… It's gas. You attempt to 'sneak out a silent one', but something goes terribly wrong…. BARRRRRRRRRRKK!!!! So much for a silent break of wind…. Half of the restaurant is now staring at you. And so is your date!

Question: What would you say to your date?

Scenario 3: You thought you where going have a nice quiet evening at home alone… Got your hot movie on… Bowl of popcorn…. And one hand on your private parts … All nicely positioned in front of the TV… Fully nude... Legs wide open… BAM… Door fly's open… BUSTED!!!!!…. Your roommate walks in!!!! You jump… Popcorn bowl flys up into the air and lands face down. You are frantically reaching for a blanket. Your hot movie is still moaning away in the background…

Question: What would you say to your roommate?

Simple contest rules:

• Pick the situation you can best relate to

• Try to keep your submission to a sentence and a half
• MAKE SURE you tell us which scenario you are replying to!! For example, start your submission with, Re A: Re B: or Re: C.

Generally, the contest details are somewhat shorter than this, however a minimum of 3 scenarios were required in order to provide contestants a real choice of scenarios.

All material is implemented and written by DJ Dave